(The Chuckle Brothers enter into the office, where a water cooler is)
Barry: Here it is.
Paul: Well, It can't be much wrong with it. I made it myself.
Barry: Well, according to the report, It's not keeping the water cold.
Paul: (fixes the part of the cooler) Fixed it.
Barry: The tap drips
Paul: (fixes the taps) Fixed it.
Barry: And finally, there's a small green newt swimming about in the tank.
Paul: I wondered where Lesley had gone. (He sees Lesley, the newt inside the bottle) Hello mate, we've been looking all over the place for you.
Barry: It's going to be a messy job getting him out of there.
Paul: Oh you manage that all right.
Barry: What are you're gonna do?
Paul: I gonna sit down and put me feet up. (he does so in an office chair and puts his feet up on the desk) It's a long walk down the stairs.
Barry: Well I had to climb them as well.
Paul: Ah yes, but you lighten me. You know. I always fancy myself as a boss of a big company like this. Ordering people around.
Barry: You do that anyway.
Paul: Get on with it!
NS: Um, Excuse me. I know you must be busy.
Paul: Never a minute's pace.
NS: I'm the maintenance manager. The builders have just arrived to put in a new basement. (He sets down a blueprint of the building)
Paul: Oh I see.
NS: And they wanted to know if you have any special requirements?
Paul: Well, I'm allergic to penicillin and I don't like brown bread.
NS: About the basement? (Barry accidentally squirts water onto NS' back)
Paul: You just can't get the staff these days. Now where do you want it?
NS: What? The basement?
NS: Well, downstairs, of course.
Paul: Ooh, there's a mistake for a start. That's much better if you have it up here on the fifth floor. (draws the arrow to make his point)
NS: What? The basement?
Paul: Much hander that.
Barry: It's no good. You have to drain it back to the workshop.
Paul: Well, get on with it then.
NS: Then, there's the executive washroom, you see.
Paul: Yes. Well, that will ought to be over here, by the canteen.
NS: But, there's no room.
Paul: Well, you move the canteen three feet that way don't ya.
NS: But that will mean that the kitchen should be out in the car park.
Paul: Yes. the chef will appreciate the fresh air.
NS: Well what if it rains?
Paul: Well tell him to a great big lid on top of the soup like that. (he draws a picture of what he's telling NS, until Barry who is having trouble with the cooler bumps into NS, causing Paul to smudge ink onto NS' shirt.) Oh, Sorry.
Barry: Oh dear.
NS: It's all right sir.
Paul: Now, we'll be off then.
Paul: Oh, if you start this building work, I run it past your boss first.
NS: You mean your not the boss?
Barry: No he isn't.
NS: (lifting up the map to reveal the ink is now on the desk) Then my blueprints!
Paul: I thought you wanted my opinion.
NS: Of all the blundering Oafs.
Paul: Don't be so hard on yourself.
NS: Not me I meant you!. Now get that thing out of here! And remember...
Both: No Slacking!
NS: If I never see you two again, it will be too soon! (he tears up the blueprints and storms off, leaving the chuckle brothers confused, and then they shrug)
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